Visions From Veronaville

[sims_by_izza]

Today I played Prof. Virginia Powers in Veronaville.
When we last saw her: She caught her husband Jonah cheating and promptly kicked him out and filed for divorce, went out for afternoon tea with her friend Jennifer and became the victim of Jonah's trashcan kicking rampage.


Virginia: I know I've still got it.  I may not have an hourglass figure anymore, but my wrists couldn't be slimmer!  And just look at my seductress face!  Hot, right?!


Virginia: "Here comes the tickle monster again!"
Adam: "Uhh... you have heard about the elderly and incontinence going hand in hand, right?"


Virginia is very fond of her new friend Adam.  She thinks there may be more to it than just friendship, but he can quite unapproachable at times....


Adam: "Stop!  I do like you, but we're moving way too fast!"
Virginia: "You won't even let me kiss your hand?  You can't be serious."  *wibble*
Doggie of Adorableness: Heh.  What a tool!


Virginia has found the only outlet for her sexual frustration is to turn it in to something creative....


However, later that night she phoned Adam and found him in an agreeable mood to give things a try.  First date ahoy!


Adam: "Heh.  This place sure is eclectic and kooky.  How'd you hear about it?"
Virginia: "Oh, you know.... it was all the college kids ever talked about..."


Adam: Hamburgers?  What a cheapskate!
Virginia: *grumbles around food* Won't even let me caress his hand while we wait for a waitress to take our order.  I hope he chokes on that hamburger!


After dinner, it seemed all was forgiven.  With a full stomach, Adam seemed far more receptive to Virginia's charms...


Adam: "Heh.  These young whippersnappers call that dancing!"
Virginia: "Bahahaha!"
Mitch: Who knew old people could be so rude?


Virginia: *whistles a happy tune*
I take it things went well?
Virginia: "Yeah.  It started off a little rocky, but we ended up having a great time.  I really like him, you know..."
I know.  And I'm glad.  You deserve some romance after what Jonah did to you.


(insert terrible joke about petting wet pussy here)
Sake: She loves petting wet pussy!
Okay.  Or the cat can just say it.  Whatever.


Virginia: *sneaks up not at all stealthily* "Boo!"
Adam: I knew she was behind me the whole time....


Virginia still isn't getting any, however.  Adam is not an easy guy to get to know.  Still, she thinks he's worth it, and who am I to argue?


Besides, there are plenty of things to keep her occupied until he's ready....

What else happened?
Virginia gained 2 creativity points.  She now has maxed creativity.
Virginia earned $100 in tips.
A stray dog destroyed Virginia's bed.  She now sleeps on the sofa.